>…and found the ever funny thesurrealist.co.uk again…

Do I have cause to worry now?

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Ailanreanter’s Syndrome
Cause:	zombie attack
Symptoms:	extreme hydrophobia, knee pain, steam whistling from ears
Cure:	don’t do it again
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

And I am very surely trying to avoid it in the future… *snortgiggle*